Is This Love?

Today was my first day on the floor. It's surprising how insanely easy this shit is. I was told that the sandwich station is the hardest shit to get down. Really? Are you kidding me? Maybe it's the the whole "makin' Big Macs for the last ten years" thing... I'm not sure... But, I got it down in twenty minutes. There are kids that have worked there for months... hell.. YEARS... and they still don't fully grasp it.

Anyway... Enough tootin' my own horn. I'm diggin' it. I'm still kinda tentative about making this thing a career, though. Too much happened at McDonald's for me to be totally sold. It's a combination of the way I was treated in the throes of my messy divorce by the company I've been fiercely loyal to since 2003, and the almost instinctual cynicism towards their business model. You gotta figure, I've been practically trained to consider them fucking amateurs compared to the almighty Arches. So, everything I do or observe is through a certain lens. It could be a completely positive, fruitful relationship going forward, but for right now, I'm keeping one hand on the dock.

So... since only a select few even know about this blog, I'm gonna be putting a few things up here on HWB that were originally intended for Project MayHAM, but never got published because the heat was waaaay too fucking high there ... Shit... still is. For example... The FULL explanation concerning my leave of absence, " Love Always, Your Manipulative Whore Of A Cunt..." The " Veritable Bomb Of White Trash Knowledge" that Mr. Cat promised I'd drop, but never did. There are a ton of eyes over there. The divorce ain't final yet. Just covering my ass.

On that note, I bid you farewell. Stay tuned for more podcasts. By more, I mean different. Big Cat's recent move has made it way less convenient for him to pop down here frequently to record, and I have an itch that needs scratching. Maybe just me... Maybe me with other people... Who the fuck knows. Rest assured, it will be part of the "MAYHAM Network"...